I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when website I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe what just took place. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?